Things you have dragged home and are shocked you arent single from
0I picked this up on CL for $60. I am amazed my g/f let me, and didnt have a problem with it.
Wait, you just used "girlfriend" and "let me" in the same sentence. She’s not your wife. Your GIRLFRIEND. You need to get your balls back, dude.
I did not know that "wife" and "let me" were something used together either.
"It is better to beg for fogiveness and to ask for permission"
I have snakes – 4 of them currently. She came home one day to a package. When I got home and opened it, She wanted to kill me
LOL. We are pretty much married, so similar rules apply.
On the homebrew forum that I frequent, the term SWMBO is used for any significant other of the female persuasion. It means She Who Must Be Obeyed. This is generally because she holds a monopoly on the household sex supply.
what’d you buy that for anyway?
Hah people in my local brew club use that term all the time.
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